How old do you act?

[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] I do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[x] I think politics are exciting.
[x] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends.
Total: 5

[x] I show up for school and/or work every day unless I'm sick.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention.
[x] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total so far: 10

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish/French.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school.
Total so far: 19

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The first thing I do when i get home is get a soda/drink.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast.
Total so far: 25

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking innapropriate thoughts.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
Total so far: 29

Wow…
29/31.
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